You Just Can’t Make This Stuff Up

As you might imagine, we get lots of press releases and products–and I’d say about 80% of them are crap—but occasionally one comes across your desk that’s good for a laugh. Or, in this case, good for a blog. I’ll cut to the chase: you can buy hair color to die your pubes. No lie. The beauty editor for O, The Oprah Magazine tried it. Vogue profiled creator Nancy Jarecki. And lots of folks are submitting testimonials on the web site that they couldn’t be happier with their new color down there, thanks to Betty Color for the Hair Down There. The dye comes in the usual colors–black, brown, auburn, blonde–plus malibu (you know, like Barbie) and pink, for some pizazz. Just when you think you’ve heard it all …