Fab Abs Come in a Box. Who Knew?

All you silly girls struggling through crunches, side bends, and sit-ups are sweating it for nothing. Want fab abs? Just paint them on with Abs in a Box. This handy, er, complicated kit includes ab shadows and highlighters, ab primer, ab setting spray, ab stain, mini Kabuki brush, dual-sided body contouring and defining brush, and, most important of all, an instruction manual. Whew! That sounds like a lot of work. I could have done at least 30 crunches just in the time it took to type all that. If you want to try this out, go here to buy it. I wish you the best, but I’m guessing the personal training industry isn’t exactly quaking in its boots right now.

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