Portero.com, a luxury auction site offering authenticated “pristine and pre-owned” watches, jewelry, accessories, art, and housewares, is giving away the Mikimoto necklace pictured left. A $1,300 value. Enter here. It has diamonds, which are probably too “blingy” for your taste, and a pearl, which is so old school. Why would you want that? You’re probably not interested. The only reason I entered was because I’m a sucker for giveaways, but it’s not like it’s an awesome piece or anything. I questioned even telling you ShopTalkers about it, not because I wanted my odds of winning to be better (that’s so beneath me), but because you probably wouldn’t want it. Right?