As a back-to-school promotion, the Merge boutiques in Dallas and Plano are bringing Bobbi Brown makeup experts to the stores on September 4 (Dallas) and September 5 (Plano) to give makeup lessons to students and parents. Appointments are available on the hour between 11 am and 6 pm, and there will be Bellinis for the grown-ups. I don’t have school-age daughters—I don’t have children at all, actually—but I’m still considering attending this event. I mean, seriously, free alcohol? And I can finally learn how to layer my eyeshadow? I’m sold.