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Re: Bird Poop Facial

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The only way I would allow someone to smear bird sh*t on my face is if a) I emerged looking like Eva Mendez or b) I instantly dropped 20 pounds. Somehow I don’t think this facial promises either. IJS.

P.S. That owl pic is super cute.

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