Question: why doesn’t she just dunk every time she’s in the paint? She obviously has the athleticism to do so. And when will people stop keeping track of every dunk she’s ever made? It’s like the announcers are counting great white sharks they’ve spotted in an ocean.
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For our April issue, Peter Simek wrote about filmmaker Michael Cain’s Starck Club documentary. The Starck Project will have its unofficial world premiere in Dallas this month. Here’s how Peter describes the infamous club:
There were certainly plenty of factors exterior to the nightclub that fueled the city’s character change in the 1980s, but the Starck Club represents a moment when music, dancing, and drugs found a common denominator among this city’s segregated subcommunities — where the rich and nonrich, white and black, gay and straight blended in a sleek, Bauhaus-inspired room designed by a Frenchman to facilitate the blending. Opening in late 1984, just 20 years after the assassination of John F. Kennedy, Starck helped knock off Dallas’ Stetson.
Which brings me to the photo you see above. It is the lead art for Peter’s story. Cain let us borrow the picture of two anonymous club-goers in their ’80s finest. Except one of them is no longer anonymous. I have it on very good authority that the smiling guy on the left is Braden Power, best known as one half of Power Properties, the outfit that renovated and now operates some 40 residential buildings near downtown.
To Power we say, “Like, totally gnarly, man! High five!”
Denton County Teen Bench-presses 700 Pounds, Breaks Own State Record
From the Abilene Reporter-News:
What drove [Matt] Poursoltani to such greatness?
“When I tore my ACL, I didn’t have anything else to do, so I benched every day. I had to do something. It’s all I had,” he said, quietly and without a hint of braggadocio.
Poursoltani played defensive tackle on the Pilot Point Bearcats football team.
“No one moved him,” Coach Jody Allen said.
A gigantic boy among other boys.
New Hostess Owner Hopes to Lure Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis For Commercials
The sale of Irving-based Hostess was approved in bankruptcy court yesterday, and its new owner had some fantastic news. From the AP:
Hostess Brands Inc. is selling Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Ho Hos and other brands to Apollo Global Management and Metropoulos & Co. for $410 million. Evan Metropoulos, a principal of the latter firm, said in an interview that he wants to have the snack cakes back on shelves by June and that the brands could benefit from new flavors and other product extensions.
“There’s no mistake, we’ve got to move smartly, we’ve got to move quickly,” Metropoulos said.
He also said that comedians Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis are at the top of his “wish list” for potential pitchmen. But he doesn’t plan on formally approaching anyone about marketing deals until after the sale closes in coming weeks.
Metropoulos, which owns Pabst beer, has already used Ferrell in its ads. Apollo’s investments include the fast-food chains Hardee’s and Carl’s Jr., which is known for indulgent burgers and splashy ads starring scantily clad women.
My man Zac has become quite the surreptitious snapper of eye-catching perambulators. If you’re out and about and throwing down a look, keep your head on a swivel.
Houston Dynamo Responds to FC Dallas, Claims Orange Obliteration System Is ‘Highly Inferior’
I’m going to pitch an idea to Tim and Jason where we create similar videos and send them to the Morning News and the Observer. That was a joke, but the more that I think about it the more I like it.
Here’s Each Big XII School Stereotype, as a Character From The Simpsons
I have no clue on the origins of this piece of Internet magic, but it’s fantastic. The Dallas-based Big 12 should be proud, but probably is very upset. That’s what we in the Internet World call a win.
(h/t Planned Sick Days)
Or, rather, shoots a PSA for it. Brandon Carr also pitched in. Reminder: Rawlings’ Rally Against Domestic Violence is March 23.
Remind Me Again: Why Are We Putting an Ice Rink in Klyde Warren Park?
At 1:30 p.m., on an admittedly Spring Break-skewed day:
– lines of 20+ customers at every food truck
– children literally hanging from trees
– not a single table available
– trolleys full of vistors
But by all means let’s abandon this natural, organic explosion of community and replace it with a skating rink that will take up much of the space.
Old Big Tex burned down on 10-19-2012. New and better Tex to be unveiled on 2013 State Fair of Texas opening day, September 27. @nbcdfw
— Ken Kalthoff (@KenKalthoffNBC5) March 13, 2013
Mark your calendars. Tex will have a larger, higher base, which will be covered with Big Tex history. I’ll be interested to see how they cover the events of Oct. 19, 2012, aka “The Day That Will Live In Regional Renown.”
The new Big Tex design hasn’t been unveiled yet (other than his hands) but I expect it to look something like this.
One of the few (only?) positive side effects of the Houston Street viaduct closure is the installation of segregated, bike-specific lanes for cyclists heading to and from downtown from Oak Cliff. Jonathan Braddick of Bike Friendly Oak Cliff took the new lanes for a spin Monday. He hits them at about the 1:35 mark, if you’re impatient.