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THREE SISTERS
MEET THE CAMPISIS: Tara, Corky, Amber, and Gina. |
Gina, Amber’s 21-year-old sister, sighs. She’s tired. She’s been working for five hours and has at least another five to go. She introduces herself from behind the bar but is interrupted by a woman in her 50s ordering two shots of Jägermeister. Gina works here every day and has been picking up shifts for Amber. She wouldn’t mind running this place herself someday. “We live such separate lives,” she says of her older sister. “We can be cordial, but if we’re around each other too long, forget it.”
Tara says Gina, her twin, is like her mom because she matured so much faster. She, like Gina, is proud of Amber but wouldn’t trade places with her. The psychology major at SMU wants to be a psychiatrist and do research on the brain. You know what really fascinates her? “The way cells communicate chemically,” she says, “via neurotransmitters.” Tara is worried she’ll sound like a dork for admitting such.
Their father Corky is very tan and in constant motion. He escapes friends and well-wishers long enough to go behind the bar, take a swig of Hennessy straight from his own private bottle, open another box of Playboys, count a wad of cash, and hand out beer cozies, all while dancing to the sounds of the R&B band playing in the corner. “I’m going to be the last one in line,” he says, pointing to his daughter at the signing table. And sure enough he is. Amber writes, “Daddy, My #1 fan. I love you, Am.” —Adam McGill
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Blogorrhea
This month everyone’s favorite blog, FrontBurner, turns 2 years old. With that flimsy hook, we disguise our shameless self-promotion by taking a look at how our online outpost compares to other notable Dallas blogs.
Blog Maverick blogmaverick.com | DMN Daily dallasnews.com/opinion/blog | BarkingDogs.org barkingdogs.org | FrontBurner frontburner.dmagazine.com |
LAUNCH DATE | |||
March 2004 | July 2003 | October 1999 | March 2003 |
POSTER(S) | |||
Mark Cuban, billionaire | Keven Ann Willey, editrix; her editorial boarders | Avi S. Adelman, community gadfly | Wick Allison, editor; his lackeys |
SLOGAN | |||
“The Mark Cuban weblog” | “Editorial board discusses the issues” | “Taking back our neighborhood!” | “A snarky celebration of ignorance” or “a daily conversation about |
STRENGTH | |||
Exhaustive analysis of referee tendencies; kooky but thought-provoking ideas like starting his own gambling hedge fund. He’ll post entire e-mail exchanges he’s had with reporters, showing how they twist facts to suit their agendas. | It’s free. | A must-bookmark for residents of irresponsible bar owners; pictures of drunks peeing in yards. | Clean design; minute-by-minute updates on the doings of Alexa Conomos; short posts. |
WEAKNESS | |||
He should be brought before the International Court of Justice for the crimes he has committed against grammar. He’s a billionaire, yet he can’t seem to afford a single apostrophe. | Welcome to pop-up hell. Even on a fast connection, the site takes a full minute to load. Overly long posts; overuse of italics to indicate quoted material; overall, not terribly interesting. For better conservative blather, see National Review’s Corner. | Not as many peeing pictures as there once were. | Incessant harping on the DMN; frequent retractions/corrections; over-reliance on unnamed sources; plagiarism. |
QUOTE TAKEN COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT | |||
“Swaney wanted to make it all hip and cool with local artists. The rest of us just wanted to make money, get drunk, and meet women.” | “After all, the | “The important thing to remember is that sushi (aka raw fish) requires absolutely drop-dead accurate temperatures not only in the presentation display but the storage system.” | “Just ’cause the lesbians were having a conversation doesn’t make it not porn.” |
Honorable Mention:
Sharon Boyd’s Dallasarena.com, which she bills as “your alternative to the dallas managed news.” Unfortunately, Boyd is clearly insane.
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{ BUSINESS }
Fashion Lift
Ort Varona’s newest store looks to score at Victory.
by Stephanie Quadri
FAIR VARONA: He lays his scene in high-end boutiques like Premium 93. |
But the 34-year-old is a little restless, so he’s expanding his arsenal of stores with the Lift Fashion Terminal in the Victory development, which will open in the spring of 2006. Located
The curious art of ranking flags.