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By D Magazine |

JONESPEAK D pushes on in its quest to figure out just what JERRY JONES is saying. After Jones’s latest attempt to explain the firing of TOM LANDRY -a 73-word sentence in The Dallas Morning News-we sought the help of ace grammarian ANN JENSEN of Highland Park High School. Can diagramming save us?

The quote: “Now. that mind-set-I’m not saying that, I’m trying to describe a mind-set-that mind-set on top of some arduous, hard, hard, weeks and weeks and weeks and days and days and nights of in my world, being in Vietnam, that mind-set sitting there did not have, in my view, a proper sensitivity, or was expressed a proper sensitivity of the cause and effect of if Jimmy’s there. Coach Landry won’t be there.”