D Magazine June 1990

Can a Horchow owned by Neiman’s succeed without Roger’s Midas touch?

Name us a club, any club, and we can probably tell you the age, hairstyle, and taste in shoes of the average patron. How? Because for some reason people always go to places filled with people who look just like them. Well, we think it’s time to mix it up a bit. Don’t wear those new shoes to the same old places. Take that old hairdo somewhere new. Where? Glad you asked. We have some refreshing suggestions for you.

Beyond the tiered wedding cake and the big white dress.

Inge ze barber treats customers mit care und Enklish mit caution.

Bob Ray Sanders is mad-and he plans to stay that way.

Ken Pye is making good on his promise to make SMU a true liberal arts college-and making enemies in the bargain.

The Answer Man takes a swing at sports questions for the Nineties.

The bad news: more kids than ever are in private psychiatric hospitals. The good news: most of them get well about the time the insurance runs out.