Keep Those Rejection Letters Coming

Dear Down and Out:

If you’ve been hankering to get hired but haven’t had any luck, if you’ve been turned away from every job you’ve sought, if you’ve really been losing, you could be our winner We want your rejections-letters that is. So, if somewhere in your round file you think you’ve got the shortest, the longest, the nicest or meanest, the most clichéd, or the most impersonal put-down in town, send a copy of that rejection letter to “Don’t Let The Screen Door Hit You On The Way Out Awards,” D Magazine, 3988 North Central Expressway, Suite 1200, Dallas, Texas 75204. Winners will be published in the June Business Review.