For the discerning downtrodden, this year’s truly unique gift will pump up your holiday season tike never before. We are proud to present the Inflatable Ego-a portable, disposable image that can change your life. Need a shot of hot air to stand up to a battering spouse? A quick fix of self-worth while you queue up for a government handout? An antidote to an overzealous id? Just a few swift kicks on this unique, patented rubber extension hose will puff up your persona like never before. Like its live counterpart, the Inflatable Ego is one-of-a-kind. $4,536.79 delivered. Subject to prior sale.
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