On the season opener of Vanderpump Rules, Scheana showed off her new master-bedroom-turned-closet to the camera, exclaiming “So much room for activities!” to her new boyfriend. I rolled my eyes, mainly because that decade-old quote is so played out, and also because, ugh, Scheana. But then I laid eyes on this insane, rentable property just outside of Dallas and had to bite my tongue, dear readers, because there truly is so much room for activities.
Not boring closet activities though, like having room to topple over while trying to lace up boots. The 10-acre Red Oak property has enough space for zip lining, go cart racing, and paddle boats. There’s a massive pool slide, tennis and basketball courts, a game room, an outdoor bar and barbecue area, and a “twenty-person hot tub.” That’s some Floribama Shore stuff right there.
The home has seven bedrooms (with 16 beds), making it ideal for family reunions, bachelor or bachelorette parties, or hosting your family during the holidays. Bookings for 2018 and 2019 are opening up this week, so act fast if you’d like to zip line over a 90,000-gallon pool.