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Leslie Brenner Offers You a Morning Giggle

I'm going to take a stab at a punchline here. I invite you to offer yours in the comments. Okay, here goes:
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Brenner

I’m going to take a stab at a punchline here. I invite you to offer yours in the comments. Okay, here goes:

“That’s one bird’s-eye view I’d rather not have.”

Pretty weak. Um, let’s try:

“A turd in the hand is worth two in the bush.”

I don’t even know what that means.

“Birds of a feather defecate together.”

Oh, I give up. Your turn.

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