Bird (Bottle Opener) on a Wire

bird289I was going to make a joke about Bird Lines—you know, instead of “Blurred Lines.” But it’s Friday, and it’s kind of gross and rainy outside. This week has also been rather eternal. So let’s just cut to the chase: Maybe if you have a little extra cash—$175 to be exact—and you appreciate whimsey and the power to open bottles then the Little Bird bottle opener by Aerin will make you happy. If, however, you are looking for a dishwasher safe bottle opener, you will remain sad.