This Day Is For the (Alexander McQueen) Birds

I don’t like today. I feel anxious. People are saying crazy things. I’ve had to swear off Facebook, which means I haven’t had my daily dose of stalking. All in all, I feel tense and terrible and throw-uppy. But two things are helping me get though the day: the prospect of the D Election Live party tonight and this throw pillow in “Hummingbird” by Alexander McQueen, available at the Rug Company. You should come to the party. And since I invited you, you should bring this pillow to me as a hostess gift. Everyone wins.