Every single person has a picture of the special someone in the old wallet. BORING! If you really love your lovah—I mean, really love—you will capture his or her beauty in all of its glory (and then some) in a portrait comprised of Swarovski crystals. Relax. I’m not suggesting a do-it-yourself project. All you have to do is head over to the new Bernadette Schaeffler Collection showroom, and Ms. Schaeffler will make all the necessary arrangements. But you better hurry if you plan to get your portrait of a lady installed in the parlour in time for the holidays.