I’m going to a red-carpet event tonight at Highland Park Village for the premiere of Bravo’s Most Eligible Dallas. I am fancy! Except I’m not. Tomorrow, I would like to make some macaroni and cheese, pour a large Diet Coke, and serve myself dinner on this Belle Banquet placemat, which is a reproduction of an engraving created around 1860. Join One Kings Lane, and you can get a set of 12 for $19.