We used to do this back in the day, when FrontBurner was the first North Texas blog launched by a media outlet. Some days, it got slow, and we’d taunt each other into coming up with a post, like the paddles on a defib machine to shock it back to life.
Anyway. Looks like today it got worse than slow. R.I.P., FrontBurner.
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