President Donald Trump is coming to town tomorrow to make a withdrawal from the Dallas Republican ATM. At an undisclosed private residence, couples will pay $580,600 to have a meal and get their picture taken with him. So who might the gracious host be? I’ve ordered my guesses from most to least likely:
Brint Ryan
Darwin Deason
Kelcy Warren
Ray Washburne
Andy Beal
Tommy Hicks
Mehrdad Moayedi
Roy Bailey
Zac Crain
Christine Allison
George W. Bush
