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This Onion Story Is Barely a Parody

They could have nailed Mayor Johnson's tone better, but that's about it.

Sometimes The Onion makes a joke that parallels reality so closely that it barely even registers as a joke. Their latest news piece, set in Dallas, is one of those times.

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