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Leading Off (09/09/19)

[chanting] 'Ninenine-nineteen! Ninenine-nineteen! Ninenine-nineteen!'

Cowboys Win. Dak Prescott had a game, throwing for 405 yards and four touchdowns, and probably earned himself several million more dollars in the process. He got better as he went along, because his first several passes I would characterize as being “Crain-esque,” and, listen, while I have an incredibly large ego, I do know what I can’t do, and one of those things is throw a football. Zeke also scored. Good start.

Dallas Man Arrested After Damaging Wall Street’s Charging Bull Sculpture. Tevon Varlack attacked the bronze bull created by Italian artist Arturo Di Modica, leaving a hole in its right horn. Police say he hit it with a metal object shaped like a banjo. And witnesses say he screamed something that rhymes with “Chuck Grump.” Again, his name is Tevon Varlack. Tim, his name is Tevon Varlack.

Harry Potter Bar Staying Open A Bit Longer. It started as The Leaky Cauldron, is now known as the Wasted Wizard’s Pub, and will stay open until September 21, so I have a couple more weeks to honestly probably not go, sorry, no offense to anyone involved.

Nice Tribute to Dirk at Cowboys Game. Check it:

 

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