Do I consider myself “sourced-up” at the Morning News? No, that would be my esteemed colleague Eric Celeste. I’m not really sourced-up anywhere. I used to be sourced-up at the Old Monk, but I honestly don’t know much of the staff there anymore. I don’t even always know what is going on at my own house.
But I do, occasionally, hear things. People talk. I pay attention and pick up a few things. And this time, yeah, I would say I have something. I can’t tell you who told me and I am going to be a bit fuzzy about a few things regarding Tristan Hallman’s recent exit from the DMN and editor Mike Wilson. ANYWAY, with all that preamble aside, here goes:
DOG NAMES. You got me. I’m sorry, I’m still stuck on the idea of naming a dog Story (hopefully still alive; if not, Mike, my sincerest condolences). But I’m one to talk, since I have a cat named Unreliable Narrator. ANYWAY, let’s get it. Here are some dog names that are better than Story, which is what Mike Wilson named his dog:
Mayor Pete
Karen O
Nick
Bark Nowitzki
Darwin
Yogi
Clarence
Clu
A.C.
Slater
Preppie
Jessie
Kelly
Lisa
Screech
Mark-Paul
Ian
Merrick
Bramm
Isaac
Declan
Jack
Claire
Charlie
Kate
Sawyer
James
Ford
LeFleur
Miles
Hurley
Hugo
John Locke
Desmond
David
Hume
Sun
Jin
Captain Frank J. Lapidus
Matt
Dickens
Offset
Quavo
Takeoff
Kiari
Quavious
Krishnik
Coach K
Zaytoven
DJ Durel
Dun Deal
Jacques
Berman
Webster
La Flame
Cactus Jack
Swae
Gunna
Dukes
Hit-Boy
WondaGirl
Lonny
Aubrey
Brytavious
Lonnie
Lonny
Sevn
Buffi
Rocky
Ferg
Nast
Yams
Bari
Ant
Illz
Twelvyy
Lou
Lotto
Ty Beats
Lord Flacko
Marcel
Eleven from Stranger Things
William
Morris
Endeavor
Luka
Boban
Dwight
J.J.
Jose Juan
Jalen
Maxi
Kristaps
Delon
Seth
Tim Jr.
Justin
Isaiah
Dorian
Courtney
Dick Motta
Winford
Marty
Corny
Monti
Ralph
Abdul
Rolando
Renaldo
Ollie
Kelvin
Elston
Pervis
Beto
