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Rick Perry Introduces Freedom Gas

[relevant Godfather quote as performed by Silvio from The Sopranos goes here]

“Mr. Secretary, if I am understanding this correctly, the Energy Department has decided to rename liquefied natural gas, and you are now calling it (looks at notes) um (looks at notes again) you are now calling it ‘freedom gas’? Is that right?”

“YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”
“OK, but w—”
“HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”
“OK, Mr. Secretary, but I ju—”
“AAAAAAAMERICAAAAAAAAA!!!! (makes machine gun noises for 36 seconds) FOUNDING FAAAAAAAAAAATHERS!!!!!!!”
“Sir, I—”
“OOOOOOOOOOOLD TOWN ROOOOOOAD!!!”
“Just the Billy Ray parts.”
“Mr. Secretary, you are not—”
“THIS IS GODDDDDDDDD’S COUNTRY!”
“My man Blake Shelton said that.”
“Rick!”
“…”
“OK, yes, you’re damn right, we’re calling it ‘freedom gas’ now. We should have been doing it all along, you ask me. Guess what we are calling oil now?”
(long sigh) “What?”
“THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE 2!”

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