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  • dallasmay

    But, I thought there was a terrible crime spree going on in the city and that we were all going to die because there isn’t a 1:1 cop:citizen ratio in the city?

    • Ostentatious Savant

      I wish we would do away with the police department altogether. It would be an experiment in survival of the fittest. Come get some!

      • DubiousBrother

        That would be the South side of Chicago.