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Poll: Let’s Rename Dallas

Help us pick a new name for this fine city of ours, and pray this is the silliest thing posted on the blog today.

Let’s at least take another shot at this godawful flag.

Because if overblown arguments about renaming a city are good enough for Austin, you can bet they’re good enough for Dallas. And while there’s nothing wrong with the name “Dallas,” or its mysterious origin, it’s 2018, y’all. Time for a rebrand.

Vote responsibly.

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Comments

  • JohnyAlamo

    B_G

    Its so meta and trendy and would stand out on a map (like it didn’t load correctly in your browser)!

  • EricinDallas

    “The Metroplex”

  • OldLakeHighlander

    Allasday

  • Rename the city to Trump.

    The only way to fight stupid asinine fads is to shove OTHER fads they hate down their throats until they finally accept that fads are bad.

  • MattL1

    Story.

  • topham

    Calatrava

  • C Newman

    New Dallas

  • DubiousBrother

    Austin if it becomes available and then move the state capitol here where it belongs.

  • Chris Ullom

    Pedestrianapolis

  • Kai Hecker

    The ! in D!fw is a bang, right? Because that’s funny. Otherwise, I’ve wasted a vote.

  • SirVipey

    The Kingdom of Clay Cooley