Bond Vote Today! Get out and vote. Seriously. This is a big deal in Dallas. If you want to be confused and read something that makes no sense, then read this piece from Robert Wilonsky that basically says, “The city is crumbling and the city says it needs money but you can’t trust the city to tell you when it’s crumbling.” I don’t know, man. I read it three times. It still doesn’t make sense to me. They’ve fired too many editors at the DMN. If you really want to know what’s at stake with this bond, read our voter’s guide. It’s not short, but it’s awesome.
Sheriff Lupe Valdez Might Run for Governor. Whoah. I mean, she won’t win. But still. Whoah.
Dallas Man Wanted to Kill White Police. From the DMN: “A Dallas man was arrested near the White House on Monday after authorities say he traveled to Washington with the intent of killing ‘all white police’ at the executive mansion.” Good thing it’s so hard to buy a gun in America.
Barry Horn Nominates Jerry Jones for Texan of the Year. This is a gas. Remember that just a week ago, Jones said, “Zeke has in no way, by any standard in this country, done anything wrong.” Texan of the Year. Sure.