Union Files Charge Against Jerry Jones. Local 100 United Labor Unions, which represents workers in Texas, Arkansas, and Louisiana, says that the Cowboys owner’s statement — “If we are disrespecting the flag then we won’t play. Period.” — violates the National Labor Relations Act of 1935. County commissioner John Wiley Price leveled a different charge: “Jerry issues an order that says, ‘Slaves, obey your master.'”
Richardson Police, FBI Search Home of Sherin Mathews. The 3-year-old was last seen Saturday night after her father made her stand outside for not drinking her milk.
“Cowboys Fan Suffers Third-Degree Burns Putting On Flaming Dallas Jersey After Loss to Packers.” … yeah. He was from Florida, if that helps.
Longhorn Calf Born at State Fair of Texas. The calf was immediately deep-fried. OK, that was bad. I’m sorry. The calf was sold for 130 tickets. No? Central Track named it one of its reasons why the State Fair sucks.