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Leading Off (10/11/17)

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Union Files Charge Against Jerry Jones. Local 100 United Labor Unions, which represents workers in Texas, Arkansas, and Louisiana, says that the Cowboys owner’s statement — “If we are disrespecting the flag then we won’t play. Period.” — violates the National Labor Relations Act of 1935. County commissioner John Wiley Price leveled a different charge: “Jerry issues an order that says, ‘Slaves, obey your master.'”

Richardson Police, FBI Search Home of Sherin Mathews. The 3-year-old was last seen Saturday night after her father made her stand outside for not drinking her milk.

“Cowboys Fan Suffers Third-Degree Burns Putting On Flaming Dallas Jersey After Loss to Packers.”yeah. He was from Florida, if that helps.

Longhorn Calf Born at State Fair of Texas. The calf was immediately deep-fried. OK, that was bad. I’m sorry. The calf was sold for 130 tickets. No? Central Track named it one of its reasons why the State Fair sucks.


  • The calf was immediately deep-fried.

    I lold.