The Dakstreet Boys
Dak 2 The Future
Dak to Life, Dak to Reality
Don’t Call It a ComeDak
Get Ready You Mother For the Big PayDak (The Big PayDak)
Dak to Dak
Really Anything That Previously Contained the Word “Back,” Which Rhymes With “Dak,” These Things Just Write Themselves
Same For “Jack,” e.g. Dak in the Box 99-Cent Tacos, Hit the Road Dak, Dak Ryan: Shadow Recruit
Prescott’s Tots
Zeke Show
The Zeke Shall Inherit the Earth
Bofa Dez Nuts
Team of Deztiny
It Is Not in the Stars to Hold Our Deztiny But in Ourselves
We Are All Wittenesses
Witteness Me (accompanied by a still of this scene from Mad Max: Fury Road, perhaps with Jason Witten’s face transposed in PhotoShop)
Witten It Be Nice If We Were Older
A Lump of Cole (Beasley)
Cole (Beasley) Miner’s Daughter
Cole (Beasley) Mine
Cole: Like Coal, Get It?
Leavesly It To Beasley
