Globe Life Park sucks. Definitely need a new stadium. Katherine Welles /

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Rangers to Reveal Name of New Ballpark Today

I've got a couple guesses.

The Rangers are holding a press conference today at 11 to tell everyone what the new ballpark will be called. I have some educated guesses:

Toyota Camry Field in Arlington

Arlington’s Pei Wei Asian Diner Park

Arlington’s Baseball Team Stadium, With Jacked 3D Bacon Cheddar Ranch Doritos

Mobil Super+ Synergy Gasoline Park Not in Dallas

D Magazine Circus

The Ronald Kirk Pedestrian Ballpark

The Shamoil T. Shipchandler Memorial Stadium

Vape Lyfe Parc

Story Stadium


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  • TJE

    I’m hoping for Alibaster K. Abthernabther Ballpark in Arlington

  • Chris Ullom

    Chan Ho Park

  • Sam_Merten

    So they held a presser to announce the name will stay the same. What a tease and a time waste.

    • No kidding. Every reporter who attended that press conference should get to kick John Blake in the pants.

  • MattL1

    I for one like how the “Globe Life Field” name honors the long and rich history of its predecessor.

  • dallasmay

    “Don’t leave us, here’s a truck load of cash. TWO truckloads of cash” Park.