Ezekiel Elliott (Photo: Elizabeth Lavin)


The Cowboys Are Having a Bad Day

Ezekiel Elliott was reportedly involved in an altercation at an Uptown bar and Lucky Whitehead's dog was kidnapped.

Who’s having a worse day? Is it Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott, already in hot water from 2016 accusations of domestic violence and a pattern of boneheaded misogynistic behavior, now embroiled in controversy for his involvement in a violent “incident” at a terrible Uptown bar? Is it wide receiver and sometime kick returner Lucky Whitehead, whose dog Blitz has apparently been kidnapped and is being held for ransom?

Or is it quarterback Dak Prescott, who has probably been getting roasted for more than a week for admitting to listening to Train’s “Drops of Jupiter” before games?