You remember area rapper Boogotti Kasino, yes? No? Here. OK, all caught up. Now, then: seven names I just came up with that are almost, but not quite, as good as Boogotti Kasino. Or maybe they’re bad. Who can say, really?
- Lamboh! OTB
- Myrhh$adist Roolette
- Lollz-royce Ghost
- Mcblarin Cashemout
- Por$¢hhhhh 2Rico
- Clapback Excellero
- FearAri Slotmasheen
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