Oh, dang it. I meant to give you more advance notice about this event. It’s called the American Freedom Tour, and it’s happening right now at the Sheraton. Maybe if you hurry you can still catch Tomi Lahren. The thing goes till 5 o’clock. What, exactly, is this thing? Well, it’s Tomi and Willie Robertson from Duck Dynasty. And they are going to teach you — um, stuff.
This one day event will give you the inspiration and training you need to succeed in today’s America. From personal success to business and money, the American Freedom Tour will give you the motivation and education necessary for success. Learn from America’s most successful and outspoken entrepreneurs how to achieve and live the American Dream. Learn how they did it and how you can too!
So, yeah. Learn how to rant on Facebook. Or make duck calls. Makes perfect sense.
If that’s not your thing, though, go read sometime D Magazine contributor Joe Guinto’s profile of Tomi that Politico posted Sunday. It’s titled “Tomi Lahren Won’t Shut Up.”
