Politics & Government

Beth Van Duyne To Work For Trump Administration, Apparently

Because OF COURSE she is.

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The Irving mayor announced to a small gathering at the Momentous Institute that she would be packing up her #MAGA hats and running away with the circus, joining up with the Trump administration in a unspecified role.

The Venn diagram of people who know who Van Duyne is and people who are surprised by this news is just two circles separated by about an inch.

Anyway, good luck as the Undersecretary of Kicking Muslims in the Jeans, Beth.

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Comments

  • Mavdog

    Our gain is their loss.

  • Towski

    Kakistocracy.

  • T_S_

    Don’t let the door hit ya, where Allah split ya. (pbuh)

  • EricCeleste

    I’d like to point out that this was three weeks ago, and still no announcement. IJS.

  • Vermont Royster

    shes just a racist pos