I haven’t really read this column about one-waying Uptown’s streets. It’s a good idea. I don’t know about the column. I’ve just been staring at the headline, wondering why it’s written like a country song that Eddie Rabbitt cut in 1983 that everyone thought was going to be a hit and then it tanked for whatever reason. Rewrite it for me so I can print it out and tape it over the actual headline and distract myself.