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Quick Reminder: Rick Perry Is on Dancing With the Stars Monday

And by Tuesday, I'll have about 100 new screen caps.
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"All I need in this life of sin, is me and my girlfriend." "Down to ride 'til the very end, it's me and my boyfriend."
“All I need in this life of sin, is me and my girlfriend.”
“Down to ride ’til the very end, it’s me and my boyfriend.”

Monday night, the 23rd season of ABC’s Dancing With the Stars premieres. I’ve never really watched it, but I added it to my TiVo several days ago, because former Texas governor Rick Perry will be one of the competitors. Will he win? No. Will he make a deep run? I don’t want to say no, but no. Will he make it to a second week? I’m not sure how the show works, exactly, but I assume someone gets eliminated every week, and if that’s the case, and, again, I think it is, then no. Will I keep watching once he’s eliminated? Probably not. How many questions can I ask myself in one sitting? My record is 47. Have I made that joke before? Probably. Have I made that joke before? Look, I don’t come to your office and heckle you.

ANYWAY, all I need is one episode. That’s enough to update my “Rick Perry dancing” file. And, as you can see from the photo included here, this thing has already paid for itself.

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