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Politics & Government

I’m Sure This Rick Perry GIF Will Come In Handy One Day

The most oddly expressive man ever continues to deliver.
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Hey, y'all!

Rick Perry dancing
 
I haven’t had much to say about Rick Perry’s appearances on Dancing With the Stars (which probably are about to end), mostly because I can’t bring myself to watch the entire show and see how it all fits together. But I have watched his performances, and, my sweet lord, the man can’t really dance, but his face is made for community theater. Just acting up a storm, playing to the back rows. He probably would refuse a leading role in Oklahoma!, but maybe the folks in Round Top can get him in a revival of State Fair. Also, last night this happened, and I’m sure I’ll find up to 7,000 uses for it.

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