The Power Station is an art space owned by collector Alden Pinnell. In it there is something called the Culture Hole. A remnant of the building’s original use, it’s a small area under the floor, covered by a trap door. Last Friday, a naked man sat in that space and made his penis dance while he listened to German music and watched a video of burning logs. People watched him do this. They took pictures of him doing it. And now you can read about it. Here is the man’s 3,400-word report on what it was like to be part of this “exhibit.” It’s NSFW, and it’s the weirdest thing you will read today.