Who Is Getting Married at The Mansion This Weekend?

A curious FrontBurnervian writes to us with a question:

Have you driven by The Mansion lately and seen the HUGE tent/wedding space that is being built on the front lawn? All the staff and people involved seem to be very hush-hush on whose wedding it is this weekend.

The first question, I can answer. No, I have not seen the huge tent. But the implied question, I cannot answer. I’ve also been told that the entire restaurant has been reserved — and redecorated. Can’t be cheap. Anyone want to drop dime on the couple in the comments?