It’s been kind of a rough end of the year here on FrontBurner. There have been more than few brushfires in the comments, and I have to admit that, more often than not, I came running in with a can of kerosene instead of doing anything constructive. This is our last week in the office before the holiday break, and I wanted to make sure, before we go, that we are all kind of back on the same page. I don’t want any hurt feelings to poison 2016. I had some time to myself this weekend, and I wrote this (admittedly pretty earnest) post regarding what I love about the FrontBurner community. Don’t make too much fun of me.
Just kidding. It’s more better names for Dallas Morning News editor Mike Wilson’s dog, which is named Story, because I guess Frank Sinatra Has A Cold is too long maybe — I guess it would depend on the breed — and Pulitzer is probably a little pretentious.
Rupert
Sue
Ridgewell
Raj
Hawk
Randy
Royal
Dignan
Mr. Littlejeans
Herman
Wes
Max
Klaus
Pele
Dirk
Ned
Gustave
Henry
Dudley
Zero
Ash
Eli
Badger
Kristofferson
Elmore
Dutch
Raylan
Clive
Vincent
Shania
Reba
Wynona
David Foster Pawlace
Kristaps
Timofey
Kyrie
Festus
Jason
Babak
Talfryn
Nigel
Malcolm
Royston
Royce
Merv
Marv
Elvis Pawstello
Byron
Cedric
Royce
Doyce
Felton
Roy Keith
Pip
Rosemary
Etheline
Chaz
Ari
Uzi
Frederick
Dino
Kingsley
Esteban
Alistair
Werner
Eleanor
Toby
Roland
Otto
The Sphinx
Junie
Vic
Cyril
Giles
Dermot
Rodney
Alf
Felix
LeSean
Dawg Costas
Mace Windu
Yaddle
Kit Fisto
Coleman
Billy Ray
Mox
Moz
Zam
Dengar
Denise
Amidala
Thea
TJ
DJ
BJ
AJ
Bossk
Cad
Santa Paws
Iceman
Jester
Viper
Tex
Blade
Bun
T-Boz
Chilli
Left Eye
Rollie
Topper
Strummer
Mick
Paul
Link
Rowlf
Sam
Dr. Teeth
Floyd
Clubber
Chopper
Floyd
Scooch
Zoot
Zooey
Dom
Lefty
Slim
Crotch
Cloris
Calpurnia
Phife Dawg
Big Play Clay
Disco Stu
Lucky
Chevy
El Guapo
Jefe
Mookie
Drazen
Kato
Murphy
Benicio
Avi
Rocko
Boris
Mum
Sausage
Larry
Darrell
Daryl
Dimebag
Meryl
Pops
Chester
Fritz Von Erich
Jimmy Jack
Buck
Butch
Buzz
Bugsy
Bam Bam
Rick Rude
Tojo
Kojo
Fuzzy
Charlene
Ignacio
Sharkey
Trevor
Paddy
Seagrass
Irish
Archie
Mr. Burt
Sonny
Clayton
Loni
Les
Adonis Creed
Troy
Webster
JJ McLure
Sheriff
Senator Howell Tankerbell
Bandit
Billy Clyde
Gator
Shamus
Dusty
Ken Kercheval
Miss Ellie
Dack
Sabrina
Lola
Zadie
Scarface
McGinty
Van Hammersly
Gooch
Chief
Wick
