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This Is Why Jerry Jones Is So Terrible At Dealing With Any Controversy

Because he's been dead for a decade and is actually being impersonated by "Papa" John Schnatter, a bag of expired pizza ingredients tossed in a dumpster and given hellish life when the dumpster was then struck by lightning. See?
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Former Mayor Tom Leppert: Let’s Get Back on Track, Dallas

The city has an opportunity to lead the charge in becoming a more connected and efficient America, writes the former public official and construction company CEO.
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