This will come as no surprise to you, but J.J. Watt and I are a lot alike. The most recent example of our near identicalness is the news that he is now endorsing Mizzen + Main, the same shirt company I have endorsed. I’m sure you remember the Great Tuxedo Challenge of 2012, the stunt where Zac challenged me to wear a tuxedo every day, all day, for the entire month of August. Hearken back to Day 8 of the Challenge, if your memory needs refreshing. That’s me, endorsing the greatness of Mizzen + Main — and looking very much like J.J. Watt. See the resemblance in the triceps? Anyway, as I was saying, Houston sucks.
