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Win Free Rangers Tickets to Tomorrow’s Game

Let's hear it, people.
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I’ve got six tickets to tomorrow’s game against the Angels. First pitch is at 1:05. Seats are in section 15, row 18. Great seats. Face value of ticket: $49. AND they come with a parking pass. If you want them, here’s what you have to do: today, at the Trinity Commons Foundation luncheon, Mayor Mike Rawlings will show us the work of his Dream Team. He’ll once again make his world-class pitch for a world-class Trinity toll road. So I’d like you to record on your phone a world-class impression of Mayor Mike Rawlings making that pitch for the toll road. Keep it to 20 seconds or less. Then email the audio file to me ([email protected]). The best impression wins the tickets. Contest ends at 3 o’clock today. Tickets have to be picked up at D Magazine HQ (750 N. St. Paul, across from the DMA). Good luck!

Update (3:33) It’s the worst impression of Rawlings that I’ve ever heard — the worst I could possibly hear. But this person wins, because it was the only submission I got.

Horrible Rawlings

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