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Crime

Let’s Send Crime-Fighter Richard Jefferson of the Dallas Mavericks Undercover

Maybe he's the hero Dallas deserves.
By Jason Heid |
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Is Richard Jefferson the hero Dallas deserves? (photo via Newscom)

TMZ broke the story that Dallas Mavericks forward Richard Jefferson, at the behest of the FBI, recorded a phone conversation between himself and his business manager Ted Kritza, in which Kritza allegedly admits to having withdrawn $2 million on Jefferson’s bank credit line. The matter is still under investigation.

Now that we know Jefferson isn’t afraid to go undercover to fight crime, what other local Dallas notables should we maybe have him give a ring?

Mike Rawlings: “Mr. Mayor, read your Morning News op-ed from over the weekend. Wow. You have got some cojones, man. I give you three-and-three-quarter stars purely for moxie. Way to stick it to them. Hey, between you and me, you’ve seen the AIA report, right? You know the plan has changed drastically, yeah?”

Mark Cuban: “It is a true privilege to play for the Dallas Mavericks, sir. Thank you, sincerely. I’d say I’m the luckiest man alive, but, I mean — come on, you’re a billionaire because Yahoo! went mad at the height of the Internet stock bubble, yeah? They vastly overpaid for technology of even-then questionable long-term value? Between you and me, you’re the luckiest son of a bitch, no?”

Pecan Lodge co-owners Justin and Diane Fourton: “Just between us, the secret ingredient is crack, isn’t it?”

Former President George W. Bush: “Yo, W, you’re my boy. Not like that goody two shoes General Powell. Brother to brother, you knew there weren’t any damn WMD there, didn’t you?

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