I’m going to take a stab at a punchline here. I invite you to offer yours in the comments. Okay, here goes:
“That’s one bird’s-eye view I’d rather not have.”
Pretty weak. Um, let’s try:
“A turd in the hand is worth two in the bush.”
I don’t even know what that means.
“Birds of a feather defecate together.”
Oh, I give up. Your turn.