Everything’s Bigger In SHUT UP

How about we don't?
How about we don’t?

This headline, for a preview of the new Nebraska Furniture Mart, is not word-for-word the dreaded “everything’s bigger in Texas” trope, no. But it is meant to evoke that phrase and for that is is close enough. Too close. It’s hard enough when those jeans-kicking words are trotted out by carpetbagging Yankees, but much worse when the lazy cliche-spouting comes from inside the house.

KNOCK IT OFF.

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  • TheSamMorton

    Strong take.