Neiman Marcus Wants to Sell You $475K Perfume: $475 perfume is expensive, right? I think that’s right. Well, multiply that by 1,000. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
It Hit 98 Degrees Yesterday: It was Oct. 7. It hasn’t been this hot on Oct. 7 since 1979. Dallas is basically a Juvenile album cover at this point.
Ebola Patient’s Fiancée Prays For His Recovery: Kudos to WFAA’s Tanya Eiserer for getting a phone interview with Louise Troh, Thomas Eric Duncan’s fiancée. Puzzling that her producers decided to use this thumb-wearing-a-burlap-sack art for the piece, when clearly an “On the Phone: Louise Troh, Duncan’s fiancée” caption would’ve sufficed:
Woman Kidnapped at UT Arlington Bus Stop: She was taken at knifepoint last week, and later possibly drugged. Police do not know whether she was sexually assaulted or not during the abduction. Look after each other, everybody.