Why Has Zac Crain Not Yet Posted 10k Words About This Video?

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Do I need to get a Kickstarter going? Because I will. In the meantime, you can read this, but it’s not going to sate my thirst. Or my hunger.

Note: Twitter wits making Chandler from Friends jokes like the one below is helping a little, but that alone won’t do it.

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I am just making Matthew Perry jokes in my head. "Could this sign and trade BE any more complicated?"

— Kirk (@KirkSeriousFace) July 10, 2014

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