After DeAndre Jordan's epic pump fake, the Mavs have acquired veteran center Zaza Pachulia from Milwaukee. He's on an expiring contract, so that doesn't impact their situation going forward, and he is serviceable.
One thing: if Hotel Zaza does not figure out some sort of promotion involving him, someone over there should be fired.
(Also, apparently the ghost of Deron Williams is looking to stop haunting Brooklyn and move back home-ish. Hey, sure, why not.)
Whether the Rangers are good or bad, you can always depend on reporter Jim Knox to deliver. His interview with two (WINK) enthusiastic Irish fellas taking in their first baseball game definitely qualifies. Thank you Knoxie, thank you Killian and Shane, and thank you Deadspin.