Gordon Keith Gave His Mother a Shell. You’ll Never Guess What Happens Next.

Childbirth hurts.

Me and my dear mother
Me and my dear mother

If you haven’t already, you should read Gordon Keith’s op-ed today about his mother. Warning: it might get a little dusty wherever you are when you read it. The column is accompanied by a great photo of Gordon and his mom, which led me to track down one of my favorite pics of me and my own personal mother. Let’s make it happen on Sunday, folks.


  • Andrew Pantazi

    Gosh. That was hard to read. I read it at work and teared up.

    • Tim Rogers

      Told you it might get dusty. You were warned.

  • Jack Jett

    Wow….In all seriousness, your Mom looks more like you sister, maybe younger sister. Congrats on the genes.

    • Tim Rogers

      Clean living. Well, except for the cigarettes. And the booze. But aside from the cigarettes and the booze, it’s just clean living.

      Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!

  • James Sigler

    too bad you still look like a wrinkled penis with a sombrero Tim