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The best part of last night’s Conan show was the appearance by the Dallas Mavericks’ Dirk Nowitzki, who administered the host a “Texas citizenship test.” During the bit, Dirk launched into a recitation of acceptable nicknames for himself, in addition to “The Dunking Deutschman.” We need to adopt one of these immediately:
- Dirk Diggler
- The German Wunderkind
- The Germanator
- The 7-Foot Schnitzel
- The Berlin Tall
- Super Streudel
- Baron von Slamminstein
- Admiral von Slamminhausen
- Kaiser von Dunkinslammin
- Der Dunkinschnitzel
- Der Dribblemeister
- Der Dunkinmeister
